1.16.2007

severe shrinkage

we Texans are a peculiar breed. We'll beat your ass for littering, we singlehandedly defeated Santa Anna, and we'll gleefully drive our 4-door trucks over your Prius..

..but when the roads get icy, HOLY SHIT STATE OF EMERGENCY ALERT THE NATIONAL GUARD OH LORD HELP US WHERE THE HELL IS SOME ROCK SALT HONEY WHERE DO I BUY TIRE CHAINS!1?!?!

so yeah, today was supposed to be the first day of classes for the spring semester, but seeing as how the apocalypse is upon us (in the form of Wintry Mix), classes and more importantly student ticket pull for the sold-out A&M-OSU basketball game this weekend are postponed until further notice.


i guarantee you, somewhere in college station a similar exchange is taking place

2 comments:

Willy Mac said...

Just noticed your nice little nomination badge... we got rooked. Voted for you, so good luck!

tmann said...

I couldn't find the "biggest dipshit" award to vote for you, sorry.