Cal readies secret weapon

for the past 3 days, Berkeley has been experiencing earthquakes of magnitudes ranging from 2.5 to 3.5.

These earthquakes, coupled with last week's news that Cal FB Byron Storer broke his arm, only serve to confirm our suspicions that something sinister is brewing in Berkeley.

Perhaps a Jorvorskiestein?

only time will tell (5 days to be exact)

BTHO Cal ..and their abomination!